M O N K E Y B U S I N E S S
Annual Report A Message from the CEO

Over ONE MILLION products made

The actual Millionth product, the cherished manufacturing milestone, continues to sit amongst plants and pebbles in a field. I'm still letting Penelope (the pink bug) use it as her house. Despite heavy rains and heavy snail traffic, it is in 100% perfect condition.

BIG PLANS for this year. A new factory...in Space! C. Kitty says we can make Monkey Business products as a purer form out there. I hope she's right. She has done the math.
Space Monkey is still determined to learn how to fly. Penelope, who is tutoring him in the art of flying, reports that Space Monkey is doing extremely well, especially for an un-winged beast.

A PERSONAL MONKEY NOTE: All this flying is reminding me of my astronaut days. I keep thinking how nice it would be to go back to space...maybe next summer.

I've started visiting my old rocketship. Once a month I fill up my oil can and drive over to the Air and Space Museum. That's where the rocketship is parked.

It looks as good as ever. Definitely space worthy. I bring some clean-up cloths and metal cleanser and make that spaceship shine. Then I like to climb inside and pretend I'm in space again. While I'm in there I like to yell out astronaut commands, my favorites are, "Take-off," "Steady," and "Mission Accomplished!" It makes the kids at the useum happy. They all crowd around and take pictures of me. They love me.

Check out the new kind of rocketships NASA is building these days. Compare it to the model I drove.


OTHER PLACES OF INTEREST
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