It would be impossible
for you to guess my name.
I challenge you.

HINT:
I once ruled a Birdseed Conglomerate.



I have prepared these pictures of me especially for you.
I look very handsome and I think you should frame them.
Wouldn't it be wonderful to have my portrait over your fireplace and in your room?
If I was ever to take over someone's company (and I would be in charge)
you would know it because this picture of me would be everywhere,
including on your mantle (by mandate!)
Thank you very much,
signed
the Bad Elephant.



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